I didn’t believe it . . . an actual shrinking potion for $300? And the best part—it’s endless! It keeps refilling after each use. The shopkeeper tried it out and she began to dwindle right in front of me.

Now that I’ve tried it myself, the shrinking isn’t happening! Did I get swindled? Oh no! My girlfriend’s roommate is home! And now I AM shrinking! What? She wants to try it too? This could get interesting . . .

Contains: (Shrinking man, shrinking woman)